Randoms

Some of the things that happen to me do not entail a long drawn out narrative, but can be explained in a couple short sentences. Here are a few things that happened in the past couple of days:

I was driving my car and was stopped at a red light by a bus stop. This old 'hippie' wearing a Canadian tuxedo (for those of you that don't know, that's denim on the top and bottom of an outfit) with the sleeves cut off. He yelled 'Peace in Vietnam!' and threw up a peace sign at me. I of course, obliged by throwing up a peace sign with him. He thought this was hilarious. The light turned green.

Whenever I call my friend Jess or answer her calls, my usual greeting for her is a loving "What up ho?" or "What up trick?" Not sure why, but I find it funny to call her that. Consider it a term of endearment. I called her phone and gave the normal address, to which I hear on the other end "Oh, well this isn't Trick, this is Trick's mom. I will definitely give her the message though." Good thing I am pretty in with Jess' parents, because that could have been bad.

I live close to a "Gay Neighborhood" (there's one in every city) but it doesn't bother me. I have my own special gay husband and have frequented the gay bars numerous times, so I would be confident saying that I am comfortable with the gay community. My boyfriend even likes when I go out with my gay husband because 1) rarely do you find a straight guy in a gay bar, thus lowering my chances of being rufied/raped/hit on and 2) nothing is scarier than a bitchy queen. I was walking my poochies and I saw two gay men embraced in a kiss. No prob - seen it a bajillion times at JRs. I caught the eye of one of the dudes, who then proceeded to wink at me while still kissing his lover. Friendly invite? Posing a question of jealousy? No idea, but quite odd.

More to follow, some day.

J