Ok. Sometimes things happen to me that don't necessitate a whole blog entry. I have put them in a few small paragraphs below.
1. Last week, I was walking to work when I noticed a woman in an electric wheelchair really catching some speed on an uneven sidewalk. For those of you that don't know, those suckers can really haul ass. I moved over to the edge of the sidewalk, thinking she had enough room to get by. Oh no. She wanted to go Bangalore style and ran me off the sidewalk! Whorish.
*Related Story on why I know how fast electric wheelchairs are: My friend Lindsay ZT (shoutout) in college stole Wheel Chair Dave's HoverRound while he was in a local pizza joint, and man that thing could really take off. Even up hill. He didn't really need it, he could walk perfectly fine. The cost of living was so low in Athens, Ohio that he used his money to purchase his 'free' Rascal so he wouldn't have to walk up and down the hills.
2. I was walking my dogs outside and saw a mattress propped up against the dumpster. Written on it was "Don't Use - Bugs." Did I mention this was right outside my bedroom window?
3. Today, same woman. Wet sidewalk. Same speed. Splash. My jeans are wet.
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